Oh brother.

Hey you! (...yes YOU!) You must be wondering.. what the &%$#@ am I doing here?

That's the way I approach life.

I mean think about it. Life's too short to take it seriously anyway.
And if you live life like you're afraid to die then when you die,
you'll realize you haven't live at all or something like that.
(I'm trying to sound smart so bear with me.)

Or by the time you're through, you'll just look like an old hag.
Seriously. You don't wanna live life looking like that.

This is err, a place I call home. My comfort zone.
A place where I can do stuff without anyone nagging me about it.
Here in a loosey-goosey environment, I write. I listen. I speak. I draw.
I curse. I play. I flirt. I dance. I party. I try to entertain. I...

just do. 'Coz I want to. And you can't do anything about it.

Well, what are you doing here? Believe it or not, destiny have brought you here little one..(and serendipity perhaps?)
Everything happens for a reason. At this very moment. YOU should be here. "COINCIDENCE happens."

Since you are here just the same, please take the time to look around. I'm sure you'll find something interesting to read or look at. This thing you are reading right now won't tell you what I'm all about. See the pictures below?! (..those are navigational things and have some purpose)
So use your mouse to accomplish something..

And, oh yeah..
Make the most out of your stay

Welcome.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

life is worth losing

like all great things discovered in this world, i was introduced to the genius of George Carlin in the most unusual of places while listening to a blink 182 concert cd. you know while other people solved mathematical calculus equations or scored a billion billion points playing ball, i was naked with earphones size of tree trunks lying on my bed. i was 20 then. now i'm 21 and still naked writing this. oh the memories. in it, they started with an impromptu song that had lyrics like these.

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits

since almost half of my brain is filled with useless garbage the other half porn, i HAD to look this up and found out this was created by George Carlin about the seven dirty words you can't say on tv. since then i have been lapping up everything that has to do with Carlin. in case you didn't know he was a very very very good stand up comedian (3 verys coz he was THAT good and was because he died recently which is sadness) that was not your ordinary comedian who makes you laugh with fart or racist jokes but challenges you and makes you think because most of his observations or 'humor' is dead on. so i like to offer some of his stuff. if you haven't watched him or read his books, please do. you are missing out.

My grandfather would say: "I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother". He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.

Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit, and your shit is stuff?

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

yes, he's a bit radical and cynical but one thing you can't deny is he is honest. when he has something on his mind he says it and doesn't care what other people think which is sorely lacking in this world where everyone has an agenda up their sleeve. check your back make sure no knives are sticking out!

what i want to say is that i learned a lot from him. i learned to strengthen my faith (he doesn't believe in God), realized that most people are stupid, and find humor in everything.

The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

yes, all that from a flame thrower. give him a rubber band and he'll find something funny. his wit, sarcasm, and honesty has all influenced me in one way or another and for that i will be always thankful. on a personal note, i now use my humor and wit with the ladies. it's a hit or miss thing. mostly misses but who cares right?

he will be sorely missed.

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Mr. Poe is a paradox. He is young yet he is old. That is from his age and his responsibilities.
He has a day job and what does he do at night? Nobody knows yet.
Whether he is a Casanova, a dead ringer for a celebrity, or a ninja, only a few people will know.
Sometimes he can be generally boring or a walking time bomb. Spontaneous.
Some sources thinks he is like a riddle and he to likes being mysterious with that poker face of his.
And he likes it that way.
If he is inspired or compelled by necessity, he likes to and writes forgettable pieces of poetry and songs or draw undecipherable works of garbage err.. arts.
Otherwise, the rest of his time is consumed by web design, painting, and sports.
Apathy. That's what he feels most of the time but wants to go to heaven. Still Optimistic.
He still believes he is a prodigy and secretly hopes he has traces of the Godfather, Beatles, and Da Vinci in his soul.

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It is those of that stupid monkey behind the keyboard. Don't worry. He's trained and domesticated.
If you happen to disagree with some of the views and opinions in this website, don't worry.
I maybe wrong but I doubt it.

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Mr. Poe cannot accept responsibility for any loss in knowledge or damage to the brain arising from the use of this website.

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

life is worth losing

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